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Two brothers, aged 7 and 4, were in their room getting
dressed before breakfast.
"I say it's time we started swearing like Mom and Dad" said the 7 year old. "So, when we
go down to breakfast, I'll use the word 'damn' and you use the word 'ass'."
"OK" said the 4 year old.
When the
boys get to the kitchen they hop up onto their chairs at the table.
"What do you want for breakfast, boys ?" asked
their Mother.
"Let me have some damn Cheerios" said the 7 year old.
One second later the Mother took her wooden
spoon and laid it across his behind with a loud "Crack!" Screaming at the top of his lungs the 7 year old ran upstairs.
"And
what will YOU have for breakfast?" said the Mother turning to the 4 year old.
"Well, I'm not sure", he said, "But you
can bet your ass it isn't going to be Cheerios."
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